It was a cold day in Hell's post office when Ike, Tay and Zac Hanson drank coffee. Keep in mind that the post office in Hell always has the air conditioning running full blast.
So, we set our scene. Here we have a little coffee shop run by 5 girls who want to make it in the music biz. Their names are Jay, Kay, Kim, Lis and Sil.
Every day, Hanson comes in and drinks coffee. They love coffee. Everyone loves coffee. Coffee is good. Coffee is your friend. Repeat after me, "Coffee."
Oh, yeah. That's right. This is only the beginning level. No hypnotist tapes yet. Heh, heh. Sorry. Anyway, back to our story.
5 girls, 3 guys. It could be a business relationship, or something more. So, one day, they decided to test it out.
"Taylor, would you like some cream for your coffee?" Sil asked perkily.
"I'd prefer milk, but sure."
"Oh, we have milk. Girls?"
The 5 girls each held up their two containers of milk for the boys to see. "You can have your pick."
As Taylor inspected the containers, Zac whispered to Ike, "It's like the syrup at IHOP's!"
Isaac smiled and went to get some milk of his own.
Kim leaned across the table and asked Zac, "Want to go play 'Hide the Salami'?"
Zac jumped up, "Sure!"
They ran back into the kitchen. Meanwhile, Jay had walked over to Taylor. "Can I suck the filling out of your eclair?"
Taylor nodded. "Uh huh."
Jay knelt down and hapily sucked as Kay walked over to Ike and asked, "Can I play with your monkey?"
"Just be careful taking him out of his cage."
Kay nodded and opened the cage door. Ike's monkey popped out and spit on her. She looked up at Isaac and said, "This monkey of yours needs to be spanked. I think I should spank him."
Isaac nodded solemnly. "Please do. He needs it. I get so tired spanking my monkey."
Kay went to work as Kim and Zac waked in looking happy, but disheveled. "Nice game."
Zac pouted. "You just had to hide it in your pussy."
Kim shrugged. "It's not my fault my pussy can swallow your salami whole."
"I guess not."
"Okay. Why don't you and Lis go look back in the freezer for something to do?"
Taylor was busily drinking Sil's milk while Jay cnotinued sucking on his eclair. Kay was still spanking Ike's monkey.
A bit later a scream was heard. Lis and Zac came back a moment later. "Sorry about that. Zac was showing my his favorite meat. I was just surprised at how big it was. I like it small enough so that I don't have to worry about gagging on it when I swallow, y'know?"
Kim nodded. Jay stood up having emptied Taylor's eclair. Kay let go of Ike's monkey, "Can we call him spanked?"
Ike put his now-limp monkey back into it's cage and said, "You spanked him good."
Kay smiled. Taylor finished drinking and wiped his mouth. "That was nice, but we've got to go. We'll be back tomorrow. Can we hope for the same great service?"
"Even better."
Isaac grinned. "Good. C'ya then!"
"Ciao!"
Looks like a business relationship is all it can ever be.
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