HanFic

At the moment, I am only posting what I feel to be my best works. If there are other stories that you would like to see return, please request them. So, here are those lovely stories.

YWT2k stories *note*: The YWT2k is now gone forever.
Please do not e-mail me trying to find out where it moved to.

Longer stories

HanPoetry

Title

Short Description

Amnesia

Deals with rape, death, a cruel Diana Hanson, etc. A minimal amount of adult language. My first short story.

The Crying Game

Deals with death, CPR, the importance of life. No adult language.

Alexis

Sex, drugs, MMMBop, and a disease. Definite adult content, maybe a bit of adult language.

The Conquering

Tay and his bros are abducted, tortured, and made worthy.

Rain

Tay comes to appreciate something he once hated. This is the one and only story that you'll find on this site that was written in a completely mind to fingers to keyboard to screen format instead of my usual "notebook first" approach.

There Is A Person

A nice little story based on a poem I wrote.

Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

Based on the song "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith. All lyrics quoted in the story were written by Diane Warren.

The Coffee Shop

A story chock full of sexual puns, it's X-rated if you're perverted and take all the puns literally, G-rated if you take them all figuratively.

Insomnia

A little more "Woah!" than some of my stories, but not in the sex/drugs/adult content area. A definition one, sort of.

Hand In My Pocket

Loosely based around the Alanis Morissette song of the same name. Seemingly perverted, but it's not. Really!

Xanthe

I love X names. I like this story, but I wrote it. Decide for yourself.

Pleading of the First

My take on the First Amendment and the rights it gives you and takes away.

Collide

Based on a song that I wrote. Has some adult content, as do most of these stories.

Blue

Blues, and something blue. Written after my trip to Washington, D.C.

If Only

This one deals with death, and drug abuse. Some adult language.

The King of One-up-man-ship

I like to call this one "absolutely hilarious", but see for yourself. This story does poke fun at France, death, and the Hansons (just a bit), so if you're French, dead, or a Hanson, you might not want to read it. Based on something my dad and I wrote long ago.

Another Frog

While it may sound like a fairytale, it's a story of Taylor as a daddy. Nice and sweet.

Tell Me

A largely dialogue based short story about lying and "Why?"

When Time Falls Apart

Originally slated for entry into "QuantuMMMBop" over at the YWT2k, but, for somewhat obvious reasons, didn't quite make it. This one is in parts, ladies and gents, and took me about a month to actually get it written.. then another week to get unlazy enough to type it all up.

A Thousand Words

Those of you on the updates list may recognize this as a story I had up on the secret page a long time ago... Well, it's the same story, but I accidentally deleted the old copy... so I rewrote it. Here it is in all it's word-like glory.

To My Friend In the Psychiatric Ward

This is a little letter of fiction that I wrote while on break at a restaurant I helped out at once. I wrote it on the back of a few unfilled receipt things. There's probably a word for them, but I can't think of it right now. So, read. You might not get it, but think "on the schitz" and maybe then you will.

The Light

I could have sworn I had kept this story up, but I didn't and someone asked for it to be reposted. Thank you, other Kim!

Do Not Try This At Home

This is an odd little story that I was going to use for the Taylight Zone. It involves gel pens... Those are scary, scary things, I tell you.

You've Gotta Give

What happens at 11:52 in a mall when you're in love.

Murder On My Mind

He had murder on his mind. But what about his brother?

What Happened While You Were Away

Taylor's wife writes him a letter explaining something very important to him. If this went in at the former YWT2k, it'd be in Masquerade.

From the Beginning

I pieced together little bits and pieces of the Hanson's history from what I know and threw in some dramatic tension and got this. I think its one of my best yet.

New!
Space Monkey: A Relative Parody

I'm not exactly sure what this is... but it's amusing.

New!
You Make Believe

Because of all the complaints that I write too much about Tay, and for 1999's Hanson Advent Calendar, here's this cute little winter-time fic.

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Just A Sprig

And, here we have my entry to the 2000 Hanson Advent Calender which wasn't posted this year. This is a piece of Taylor perspective about mistletoe.

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From the Journal of J. Taylor Hanson

More Taylor perspective... only, about the last tour.

As you can see, I have not posted all of my stories. These are the ones that I think are good works of mine or that other people have told me they liked. They are no longer in any particular order, just the order that I put them in. If you'd like me to repost a particular story that you remember being here, just let me know and it will be up. Just send the title to me, Kimberly Delphi.

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